does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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