There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
