adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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