Dual....:-)
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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