I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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