mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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