Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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