Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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