Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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