I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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