I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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