I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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