dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We need a shit load of segways right now
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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