yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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