theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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