Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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