just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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