Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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