It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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