He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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