What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Randomize
