uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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