She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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