he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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