I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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