The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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