so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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