Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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