i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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