some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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