put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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