doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
