After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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