Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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