what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Randomize