Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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