He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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