carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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