: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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