You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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