You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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