trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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