You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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