If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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