ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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