Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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