You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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They took my balls.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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