is wine microwaveable?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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