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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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