Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Randomize