Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
what day is it and did you see me today?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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