Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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