I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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