Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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