Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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