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She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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