if only i could text you this smell
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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