Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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